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The Termite Job Interview

From the perspective of a termite, termite extermination is like going to a job interview, and not getting the job. It's tough, stressful, and sometimes a little embarrassing. But, unlike a job interview, the stakes are much higher, because in this case, it's all about survival. And let's be real, who wants to die on the job?

Chemical treatments are like the HR department of extermination. They're strict, and they don't take kindly to "pests" like us. They'll use pesticides to create a barrier around the building, making it impossible for us to get in. And, if that wasn't bad enough, they'll even inject the pesticide into the wood of the building. Talk about a hostile work environment.

Baiting systems, on the other hand, are like the sweet, unsuspecting intern. They'll offer us a tasty, poisoned bait, and before we know it, we've taken the bait and brought it back to the colony. And just like that, the whole colony is doomed. It's like getting the whole office fired.

Physical barriers, like metal flashing, and concrete foundations, are like the security guards of extermination. They'll keep us out of the building, and make it impossible for us to get in. But, let's be real, these methods are like putting a band-aid on a bullet wound. You're going to need more than that to get rid of us.

Overall, termite extermination is like being on the receiving end of a "You're Fired" from Donald Trump. It's not pleasant, and it's definitely not funny. But, it's part of life and the only thing we can do is hope for the best and brace for the worst.

What should you do if you think you have a termite infestation?
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